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My name is Ronald.
I'm 29 years old.
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[producer]
Why are you here today?
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{\an8}To learn about jury duty,
see what this whole thing's about,
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{\an8}the process,
everything in general.
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Would you please
introduce yourself to the jury.
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He destroyed my career, my business,
and my mental health.
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- [lawyer] Is that accurate?
- What are you doing?
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This trial will be my last trial.
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There's a substance called bromine.
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- Objection.
- [Judge Rosen] Sustained.
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Could you just please talk to him?
He knows what happened.
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I will arrest every last one of y'all.
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It has sativa in it and Dexedrine.
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Hey, hey.
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I mean, maybe this is common.
I don't know.
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But I feel like this can't be that common
'cause just crazy stuff keeps happening.
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}[beeping]
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{\an8}When they say "jury of your peers,"
I think that's accurate.
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From the people that I've seen
in the waiting room,
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you have everybody from all classes
of people, age groups, everything,
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races, ethnicities, you name it.
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Everybody's in that waiting room,
I feel like.
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You want a Twix?
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- No, I'm fine. Thanks.
- No?
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Did you just go to the vending machine?
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No, I went in the, um,
the little gift shop,
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and there was nobody there,
so I just took them.
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Nice.
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{\an8}So I am, like, an anarchist of sorts.
Like, I don't believe in rules.
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{\an8}I don't like
institutionalized systems of government.
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It's just not my thing.
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But then on the other hand,
I'm also kind of a fun girl.
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I like your glasses.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You look like Christopher Robin.
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{\an8}Uh, my name's Noah.
I just moved here to LA.
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{\an8}I'm from a...
I'm from a kinda small town. Um...
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Everyone in my hometown
said that people in LA were mean,
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but people are nice.
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People are...
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kinda really nice.
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You just looked cute over here.
I'm sorry. [giggles]
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- [Noah] What?
- You, like, reminded me of someone,
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but then I was like,
oh, I actually, like, wanted to, like,
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ask you if you wanted, like,
a Chewy Bar or, like, a Big Hunk.
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Oh, uh, no, ma'am, no.
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Um, I'm all right,
but thank you. That's...
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That's really big.
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[giggles] I thought you would like it.
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{\an8}I just stood up to get some water
at the water fountain,
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{\an8}and somebody just took my seat.
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{\an8}Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}I wear a Water Buffalo canteen backpack.
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Um, it sort of is like having
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a small water fountain with me
all the time.
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[slurps]
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Although the ultimate objective would be
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that one wouldn't need
to wear an apparatus at all,
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that it would be, um,
just an auxiliary reservoir
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that would be either
grafted onto or inside of the body.
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- Yes.
- For hydration.
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[slurping]
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Excuse me.
I'm gonna get some water.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Again.
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[James Marsden]
Good morning.
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Yeah, just go right to the window.
He'll give you paperwork to fill out.
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Okay. All right.
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{\an8}I'm sorry to bother you,
but can I take a picture with you, please?
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{\an8}What's that?
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{\an8}Can I take a picture with you, please?
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- Just one, just one.
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Okay. Um...
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Oh, no, you don't have to...
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- Sorry, would you mind taking a picture?
- We could do a selfie.
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I wanna get the whole...
Thank you.
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Do you mind? [laughs]
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- Sorry about that.
- Okay, here you go.
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[chuckles] All right.
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Can I kiss you on the cheek?
If not, I can pretend.
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- Uh, how about just a...
- I'll do it from here.
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How about just a little...
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- How about just an air kiss?
- Okay.
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[laughs] All right,
we're gonna get in trouble.
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- Let me see.
- Yeah, check 'em for sure.
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Thank you so much.
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- Very nice to meet you. Yeah.
- Yes, you too. I love you so much.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Oh, shit, dude,
that's where I know you from.
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You're in X-Men.
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Oh. [laughs]
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I've been thinking that this entire time.
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I didn't ask your name. Forgive me.
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- Ronald.
- Ronald?
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- Yeah.
- James.
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- It's a pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, I was trying to pinpoint it.
I was like, "I've seen you somewhere."
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Yeah, but I've been in,
like, so much stuff.
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It's, like, X-Men and Hairspray
and Enchanted
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and Westworld
and stuff like that, but...
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Notebook.
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- Oh, shit, you're in Westworld?
- [chuckles] Yeah, I am.
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[producer]
I know him from The Notebook.
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He's in The Notebook?
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Nuh-uh. What is he in The Notebook?
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- The other guy.
- He's the other guy?
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The guy she really
should have got together with.
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Oh, my God.
I haven't seen that movie in so long.
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I didn't even...
I didn't realize.
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Now, look at his socks over here.
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It looked like it said "sonic,"
and I'm in that movie Sonic.
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I'd like to see if Sonic--
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Oh, shit, you're in the movie Sonic?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Really? That's the one with...
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The new one with Jim Carrey, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I heard that was not a good movie.
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- [inhales sharply]
- Is it funny?
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Or is it supposed to be action?
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It's, like, action and funny,
like, you know, a road trip buddy movie.
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It was, like, he and I,
and then Jim Carrey plays the--
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Are you, like, a main role in it?
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- Yeah.
- Oh!
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Apparently, he's in
the new Sonic movie too. [chuckles]
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- Yeah, he was talking about that a lot.
- [laughs]
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I'm hoping I get released.
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I got a big director meeting at 5:00
I just gotta make.
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I haven't got the role yet,
but it's a big, big meeting.
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There you go.
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I mean, how long does this normally take?
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- Have you done this before?
- I was gonna ask you.
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[Ronald chuckles]
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What do people usually say when
they're trying to, like, get out of this?
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Like, what's, like, the move? Like...
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I'm only going off a thing
that I've seen on Family Guy,
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and that's probably
not the best thing to use.
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Wait, what was it?
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Peter pretends to be racist
to get out of jury duty. [chuckles]
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That's pretty smart.
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- To the right, sir.
- [James] Right.
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Thank you. To the right.
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[clears throat]
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Nice.
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{\an8}If we could make this
as quiet as possible
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{\an8}and quickly as possible,
that would be wonderful.
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All rise.
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Trial court of the State of California
28th District is now in session.
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The Honorable Judge Alan Rosen
is presiding.
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Sit down, folks.
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{\an8}Respectfully, uh, gentlemen,
if you would take off your hats.
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Gentleman in the last row,
if you could remove your hat,
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I'd appreciate it. Thank you.
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I've been sitting in this courtroom
for 38 years.
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And sadly, this trial
will be my last trial.
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So for want of better words,
this is my swan song.
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And I think with that,
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{\an8}is there any of you, for any reason,
who are unable to sit
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{\an8}for what might be a week or so
for this trial?
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You, sir, in the front row.
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I have a surgery scheduled
at the end of the week.
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Something...
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from inside my body has gotta come out.
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Stop. You're okay. Thank you.
You may be excused.
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I have to pick up kids.
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Are you the primary caretaker?
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Of picking them up
and watching them, yes.
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All right, well, then you're excused.
Thank you.
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Yeah, madam in the second row.
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It's just not my thing--
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this jury duty stuff.
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Madam, I sincerely appreciate
you even coming down today.
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And if you're not 100% committed,
we're gonna excuse you too.
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Thank you.
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"It's not my thing."
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I think this is a good time to break.
We'll take an hour recess.
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[James sighs]
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There's a food truck,
so hopefully that'll help you out.
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[James sighs]
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Ladies and gentlemen, if you leave
the property without telling us,
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that's a contempt of court.
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You don't wanna do that to yourself, okay?
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- Oh, shit.
- [Nikki] Thank you.
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- Won't be doing that, I guess.
- Yeah, watch it.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[James] Just gotta get the judge
to recognize me, you know?
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[Ronald] Mm-hmm.
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[James] If I do, I feel like when he says,
you know, "Oh, that's James Marsden,"
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he'll let me off.
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I mean, they always do.
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Oh, for sure. I mean, the judge
seems to be letting everybody go.
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Right.
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Exactly. Right.
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- Can I sit here?
- Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
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Thank you. [giggles]
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Um, do you, uh...
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You want half my sandwich?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I would love that. [giggles]
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[James]
Oh, shit, there's the judge.
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- Is that him?
- I think it is.
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I wanna ask him if I can...
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Your Honor,
I have this meeting with a director.
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- It's just a work thing.
- I'm sorry, I can't talk to jurors.
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- Wait, did that just work?
- [James] No.
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Oh. [laughs]
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In addition
to the 3.6-liter liquid reservoir,
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I've also added a reservoir for solids
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which can support
up to 28 ounces of solid food,
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provided that it's emulsified
into a fine paste first.
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[slurping]
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[James] Yeah, I've been called
for jury duty four times.
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Every time, I get dismissed.
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But, uh, this judge
just isn't getting it yet.
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I gotta create a little scene, maybe.
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If he comes back around, I might just
announce I'm buying everybody lunch.
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[Ronald chuckles]
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And if you guys
can kinda, like, be like, "Oh, yeah."
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Like, give a cheer or something.
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I don't know if it's gonna work,
but, I mean, give it a shot.
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God, I can't believe this.
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[James] Well, yeah.
No, no, no, hey, if I can get off...
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- Here he comes, here he comes.
- [man] Did Chrissy get a vegan taco?
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In my own backyard,
this is what they do.
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Okay, everyone,
I'd love to take photos with everyone,
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I just don't have the time today.
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But in lieu of selfies, I'm buying lunch.
Lunch is on me.
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- Ooh, James, baby!
- Whoo!
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You're welcome.
My pleasure. My pleasure.
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Judge, you want something?
Lunch is on me, Your Honor.
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Your Honor?
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Ally McBeal season five?
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Glenn Foy, the new associate?
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What would he have known
from my work? God.
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That didn't work.
I'm gonna have to do--
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[food truck worker] Hey, do you wanna
give me a credit card?
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Uh... sure. Yeah.
238
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:38,805
What if I already paid?
Can I get reimbursed?
239
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,515
I have a receipt.
240
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,860
Whoo-ooh.
241
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,697
{\an8}- What up? What up? What up?
- How's it going, man?
242
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,741
- Ah, damn it, James, dude.
- Oh, man.
243
00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:00,369
- I owe you an apology, man.
- Why? What for?
244
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,788
I humble myself before you.
245
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,873
I watched Sonic last night, dude.
246
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,083
- You did last night?
- It was fire, bro.
247
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,169
Hey, 54, I don't mind you talking,
but just, you know.
248
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,420
Thank you while
we get everybody checked in.
249
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,671
- [James] Sorry. You got it. You got it.
- Appreciate that.
250
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,507
I thought it was hilarious.
251
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,593
You didn't tell me that Ben Schwartz
was the voice of Sonic.
252
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,846
Oh, yeah. [stammers]
253
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,306
I kind of forget about him sometimes.
254
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,100
I thought he was hilarious.
255
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,228
[Ronald]
I have to apologize to the guy, man.
256
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,438
That's exactly what I have to do.
I told him I heard it was a shit movie.
257
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,481
So... [laughs]
258
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,025
- Thank God, yesterday, we got out.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
259
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,361
I mean, I know we're back,
but, like, I have a meeting with this guy.
260
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,614
Try and think about, like,
the big-time director
261
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,867
that maybe has been
somewhat problematic
262
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,661
and hasn't been Me-Tooed yet.
263
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,413
Is his first name Quentin?
264
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,373
Look, I can't say if you did guess, but...
265
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,749
All right, all right.
266
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,418
But if he calls and says,
"You got the part,"
267
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:52,170
I can't say,
"I can't do it, I'm on jury duty."
268
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,463
Exactly.
269
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,674
We recessed a little early yesterday.
270
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:59,845
And, uh, I went to my car
to get my lunch,
271
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:03,723
and apparently someone
had broken into my car.
272
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:09,062
I cut my hand getting things out,
so forgive me if I'm not in the best mood.
273
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,566
Nikki, would you
please put six in the box?
274
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,568
{\an8}This is called voir dire.
275
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:19,406
{\an8}And the English translation of the
French voir dire is "to speak the truth."
276
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,576
You are a member of, um, RBI?
277
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,493
Yes, ma'am.
278
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,453
What's RBI?
279
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,746
Reddit Bureau of Investigations.
280
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,833
{\an8}I mean, yeah,
I'm into true-crime documentaries,
281
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,751
{\an8}podcasts, all that stuff, you know.
282
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,504
So when I got the summons,
I was like, "Hell yeah, finally."
283
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,923
But, nah, this case is dumb.
284
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,259
It looks like you have a lot of kids.
285
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,470
- Like, a lot of kids.
- [Ross] I do. I do. Um...
286
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,181
I can't be away from my kids
for a long period of time.
287
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,182
[Judge Rosen]
How many kids you got, sir?
288
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,225
{\an8}I have 36 kids.
289
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,852
What are you, a foster parent?
290
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:53,064
I'm a teacher, so a lot of those kids,
I feel like they're my own kids.
291
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,107
These are your students?
292
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,234
Yes, they're my students,
but when they're--
293
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,736
Sir, this isn't relevant. Sit down.
294
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:04,868
I have a back injury. A year ago,
there was a car accident that I came upon.
295
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:09,414
{\an8}I pulled a three-year-old girl
out of the car and it rolled.
296
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,458
The paramedics
had to cut me out of the car,
297
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,587
and the jaws of life
kind of pinched me in the back.
298
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:21,384
C4-C5 was ruptured and I just
can't sit for long periods of time.
299
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,345
I'm sorry.
Where were you just pointing?
300
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:28,099
C4-C5, down here. There's...
They're, uh, compacted, I think.
301
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:33,146
Okay, well, there's one problem.
Your C4-C5 is up by your neck.
302
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,023
How about it's just not for me?
303
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,191
You sit down, sir.
304
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,779
I, actually, I have this trip
with, um, with my girlfriend.
305
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,197
It's our...
It's our six-month anniversary.
306
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,114
[Debra] A trip?
307
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:47,494
Yeah. This is the first time that
we've been completely unsupervised.
308
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,496
Our parents aren't there,
so you could kind of see
309
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,413
how that would be, like, a big--
310
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,250
Sir, a vacation is not an excuse.
I've heard--
311
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,335
It's just that our parents
aren't gonna be around,
312
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,629
so we're really free
to do anything that...
313
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,589
- anything we haven't done yet.
- [Debra] Right.
314
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,507
[Noah]
You can imagine what--
315
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,842
Excuse me.
I've heard it all.
316
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:07,013
And going away with your girlfriend,
that's not gonna suffice.
317
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:07,931
I'm terribly sorry.
318
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,891
Are there any other reasons,
aside from this trip,
319
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:13,353
that you feel that you would not be able
to be a good juror for this matter?
320
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,437
[Noah] Um...
321
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,816
I, um...
322
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,235
I-I...
323
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,445
- Sir.
- I'm-I'm--
324
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,447
I also am, uh, racist.
325
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,782
Sir, please have a seat.
326
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,120
I'm sorry. You're a racist?
327
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,665
[Noah] I, uh...
328
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:38,378
No, I'm sorry. I-I'm not.
I'm not racist. I, um...
329
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,213
I was told that that would work.
330
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,631
Who told you that?
331
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,259
Um...
332
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:48,888
All right, never mind.
333
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,225
If I put you under oath, you would attest
that you are not a racist?
334
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,393
- Is that correct?
- No, I'm not. I'm not.
335
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,061
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- [Judge Rosen] Okay.
336
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:55,979
Counsel.
337
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,063
I think I'm gonna let this group go,
Your Honor.
338
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:57,981
- [Judge Rosen] Yeah.
- Please.
339
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:58,898
Yes.
340
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,737
Dude, I can't believe he said that.
That was crazy.
341
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,031
- He told him to do it.
- I did not tell him to do it.
342
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,490
- [laughs]
- I never told him to do it.
343
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,618
That was pretty clumsy.
344
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,914
It's been an interesting day.
345
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:20,170
Did you buy or rent Sonic?
346
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,880
I saw it on Hulu.
347
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,757
That's a bummer.
348
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,925
If you would've bought it,
I would've got a dollar.
349
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,972
It says here that
you're a member of the USTHO.
350
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,850
Um, United States
Transhumanist Organization.
351
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:34,768
Trans what?
352
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,561
Transhumanist Organization.
353
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,022
It's, like, a political advocacy group.
354
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,440
What are you guys advocating for?
355
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,235
Advocating for changing attitudes
around, um...
356
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,197
the incorporation of, like,
cybernetics into, um, everyday life.
357
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,365
Lightsaber-netics?
358
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,492
Like, cybernetics.
359
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,118
Like, cybernetics. Thank you.
360
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,620
Juror number 54.
361
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,124
Juror number 81.
362
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,794
Have you ever served on a jury before?
363
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,379
Uh, yes, ma'am.
364
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,838
Was that here in Los Angeles?
365
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,382
No.
366
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,466
[Debra]
Where was it?
367
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,550
Cannes.
368
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,220
In France?
369
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,888
Yeah, it's the film festival.
370
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,516
[Debra]
I mean, a civil or a criminal jury.
371
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,725
[James]
Oh, no, no. Sorry. No.
372
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,019
[Debra] Okay.
373
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,354
- Thank you very much.
- You got it.
374
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,731
[Debra]
Appreciate you.
375
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:25,402
Does anyone here have any reason
why they don't feel
376
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,570
like they would be a good juror
for this case?
377
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,406
Uh...
378
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,993
Yes, um, I feel like there's a chance
379
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,706
that I might be
an unwelcome, uh, distraction.
380
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,249
Why is that, sir?
381
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,418
I'm a recognizable public figure.
382
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:45,088
Respectfully, I don't recognize you.
I'm sorry, who are you?
383
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,048
That's, uh... That's okay.
A lot of people do.
384
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,842
My most recent movie is this movie
Sonic the Hedgehog.
385
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,759
And we were just...
386
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,679
This gentleman and I were just
chatting about it earlier and yesterday,
387
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,764
and he's a big fan and we--
388
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,975
You were talking to this gentleman?
389
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,518
Stand up.
390
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,895
- Do you know who this fella is?
- I do, yeah.
391
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,522
It took me a little bit
to notice him yesterday,
392
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,482
but I recognize him, yes.
393
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,942
What has he done?
394
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,571
He's done X-Men, Sonic.
He's in Hairspray, 27 Dresses.
395
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,990
-Enchanted.
- Uh, Death at a Funeral.
396
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,616
- Um...
- [James] Westworld.
397
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,243
Have you seen all those films?
398
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,870
- No.
- [Judge Rosen] Okay.
399
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,039
Do you think that him sitting
would be a distraction?
400
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,958
Not for me, no.
401
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:25,462
With all due respect, I don't think
you'd be a distraction either.
402
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,172
So why don't you both sit down.
403
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,716
[James sighs]
404
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,843
[Judge Rosen]
We're gonna break for 90 minutes.
405
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:36,765
We will announce jury selection
when you return, so enjoy your lunch.
406
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,351
Come back to courtroom three at 2:35.
407
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,687
- [Ronald] Oh, boy.
- Yes, you ought to.
408
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,898
Dude, bro.
409
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,608
Don't lead with X-Men.
You never do that.
410
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,651
People think of X-Men, they think
of Jackman. They don't think...
411
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,528
Whatever. It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
412
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,864
I think I got
a little something anyway, so...
413
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,199
This ain't over.
414
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,076
Hey, Shannon.
Hey, it's Marsden.
415
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,330
Uh, I need you to do something for me.
416
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,792
Well, the dog shit can wait.
You can pick it up tomorrow.
417
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,336
Listen, I need you
to call someone for me.
418
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,676
{\an8}[car alarm beeping]
419
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:19,182
All right, folks, counsel has
met with me during your lunch hour.
420
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,391
How are you guys coming along?
421
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,726
[Debra]
We're right there. You got it.
422
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,061
[Judge Rosen]
Then this is the list?
423
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,020
- I got it.
- [Shaun] This is it.
424
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:24,938
- [Judge Rosen] Okay.
- [Debra] Okay.
425
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:28,233
Okay, folks,
as I call your number,
426
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:34,072
{\an8}please stand
and take a seat in the jury box.
427
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,033
Number 24.
428
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,538
Number 43.
429
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,541
Number 56.
430
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,003
[Nikki]
Please stand, 56.
431
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,589
Oh, no way!
432
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:59,681
I was shocked with number 56,
the gentleman who claimed to be racist.
433
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:00,849
Oh, Noah.
434
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,559
[Judge Rosen]
Number 50.
435
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:07,272
[giggles] Like, he's just, like,
really, like, innocent,
436
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,191
and I feel like I want to,
like, corrupt him.
437
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,734
[both laugh]
438
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,403
[Judge Rosen]
Number 73.
439
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,577
Number 54.
440
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,414
[James exhales deeply]
441
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,545
Damn, bro, I can't believe
they picked you! That's crazy.
442
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,880
Yeah, man.
443
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,340
[Judge Rosen]
Number 17.
444
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,301
Number 14.
445
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,094
Number 11.
446
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,387
[sighs]
447
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,431
[Judge Rosen]
Number 41.
448
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,183
And number 37.
449
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,730
That will be the people
who are selected as our 12 jurors.
450
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,649
We also name two alternates.
451
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:54,861
They will sit throughout the trial.
452
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,114
Uh, number 47.
453
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:04,162
Sir, um, why don't you take
the seat next to that gentleman.
454
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,335
Oof.
455
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,419
[Judge Rosen]
And, uh...
456
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,964
Number 81.
457
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:19,719
♪
458
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,054
Number 81?
459
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,310
[sighs]
460
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,187
[grunts]
461
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,607
Oof.
462
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:37,987
And with that, Nikki, if you would swear
the jurors and the alternates in place.
463
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,448
[Nikki] If you all can please stand
and raise your right hand, please.
464
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,117
You can put your belongings
on the floor however you need to.
465
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:48,665
Do you understand and agree
that you will well and truly try the case
466
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,168
now pending before this court
and a true verdict render
467
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,463
according only to the evidence
presented to you
468
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,757
and to the instructions of the court?
469
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,759
- [juror] I do.
- [jurors] Yes.
470
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,221
[Nikki] You are now the jury in the matter
of Hilgrove versus Morris.
471
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,305
Please take your seats.
472
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,515
[Judge Rosen]
Be seated, please.
473
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:08,434
Okay, typically what happens in...
474
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,937
- [banging]
- What the hell is going on?
475
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,355
[man] Marsden!
476
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,356
Mr. Marsden!
477
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:15,900
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
- [man] Excuse me!
478
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,069
James! James!
479
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,488
Yo, how y'all let them...
480
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,116
How y'all let them
get through the security?
481
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,119
Counsel.
482
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,245
[Nikki]
That can't happen again, guys.
483
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:30,081
[Ronald] I saw the paparazzi at, like,
the same time they showed up.
484
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,833
I just happened to be
looking over in that area,
485
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,711
and I saw the bang came
from the camera being pressed up
486
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,629
really quickly against the glass.
487
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,424
So I saw it.
So it definitely did make me jump.
488
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,467
- Nikki, what's going on?
- I'm coming.
489
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:43,720
Bullshit, yo.
490
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,096
[Judge Rosen]
What's going on?
491
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,224
Possibly some coming
from outside of the house.
492
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,768
I don't know how they got
through the other side doors.
493
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,311
[Judge Rosen]
How the hell did the paparazzi get in?
494
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,815
If this hasn't been enough distraction,
I don't know what is.
495
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,567
Mr. Marsden,
could you stand up, please?
496
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,986
Sure. [clears throat]
497
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,739
These paparazzi, are they here for you?
498
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,698
I believe so.
499
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,242
This is my lot in life, sir.
They follow me.
500
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,828
You can't control them.
They show up.
501
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,246
And I've gotten used to it,
to be honest.
502
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:15,877
Do you think there's a possibility
that these folks will interfere
503
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,796
with the jurors
in trying to get gossip on you?
504
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,298
Yeah, potentially. I mean...
505
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,885
Like I said, I can't control them.
506
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,219
This is a problem.
507
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,596
I couldn't agree with you more.
508
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,681
Listen, I understand
why you gotta let me go.
509
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,309
I wish I could stay and serve.
I'll just be on my way.
510
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:34,937
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go anywhere. Sit down.
511
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,606
[James sighs]
512
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,191
[Judge Rosen]
I wanna make one thing clear.
513
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:42,278
I will not let this case
514
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,572
result in a mistrial.
515
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:49,535
I will be damned if my 38-year career
ends in a mockery.
516
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:55,041
Alternate Juror 81, you are not dismissed
from jury duty.
517
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,461
We are going to sequester the jury.
518
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,259
You'll be back here tomorrow
at 10:00 in the morning.
519
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:09,889
You will bring personal belongings
for at least a week.
520
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:14,852
I will give you proper instructions
for sequestration in the morning.
521
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,980
- I don't know the definition of the word.
- I googled it. It's "isolated."
522
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,690
- Isolated.
- Separated.
523
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:24,153
It's gonna be, like, camp,
like, staying with all of these people.
524
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,863
Are we clear, folks?
525
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,699
Are we clear, sir?
526
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,576
Yes, sir.
527
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,746
Tomorrow, more details, 10:00 AM.
528
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,540
Y'all dismissed for today.
529
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,416
Do we have to share rooms?
530
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,001
- Like, with each other?
- You'll find out tomorrow morning.
531
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:42,755
Oh, I hope not. I snore.
532
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,133
I'm trying to still
figure out stuff myself.
533
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,761
[producer] Hey, guys, we'd love to do
an interview with all of you.
534
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,516
We're gonna go around the room.
535
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,519
Everyone tell us what you're feeling
right now in one word.
536
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:57,728
Let's start with Pat.
537
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:58,813
{\an8}So, what, how do I feel?
538
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:00,231
{\an8}[producer]
Yeah. One word.
539
00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,399
{\an8}Kidnapped.
540
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,110
{\an8}Happy.
541
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,444
{\an8}Excited-annoyed.
542
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,737
{\an8}It's a new experience.
543
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:10,074
{\an8}Uh... misunderstood.
544
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,576
{\an8}Understanding.
545
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,663
{\an8}In mourning for my career.
546
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,999
{\an8}Adventure.
547
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,251
{\an8}Fine.
548
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,878
{\an8}Eager.
549
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:24,297
{\an8}Meh.
550
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,299
I just wanna say to everybody here,
I'm not actually racist.
551
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:29,218
I just wanna make it clear.
I was just really trying to get out...
552
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,221
I didn't want to do jury duty.
I can't because I have schedule conflict.
553
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,140
And that was just something
I kind of said that's--
554
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,600
Maybe next time
don't say that, though.
555
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,894
- Yeah. I'm so sorry. I just--
- Why did you say you're racist?
556
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,562
I don't know,
I just thought that's--
557
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:41,189
Just, like, eliminate that
for the next time.
558
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:42,690
Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Yeah.
559
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,860
It's a stupid idea I had.
I don't know why I said that.
560
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,157
[Judge Rosen]
This season on Jury Duty.
561
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,702
I have the honor of representing
Ms. Jacqui Hilgrove.
562
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:58,247
It will be up to you to determine
how much her suffering is worth.
563
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,333
- I'm gonna show them. Oh!
- [Judge Rosen] Oh, my God.
564
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,751
♪
565
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,461
[all scream]
566
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,922
- Oh, my God!
- This is gonna be awesome.
567
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:10,676
[Judge Rosen] This is probably
the most unorthodox trial...
568
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:11,677
Oh, shit!
569
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,803
...that I've presided over.
570
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,597
There's always something crazy
that comes up.
571
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,057
Oh, my goodness.
572
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:19,644
Bones with more bones, and then just the
bones, and then bones with other bones.
573
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:21,896
"We saw James Marsden's giant shit."
574
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,731
[Nikki]
I will arrest every last one of y'all.
575
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:24,941
- Okay, wait, slow down.
- Okay.
576
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,442
[all cheering]
577
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:27,902
Oh, no! No!
578
00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:31,322
[Ronald] There have been so many just
weird, crazy things that have came up.
579
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:33,074
Who knows what's
gonna happen at this point?
580
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,701
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